What the hell am I doing?
Like most people pretending to be adults I have no idea what I'm doing.
How am I a homeowner?
Who in the hell decided to let me be responsible for a tiny human life?
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Which is why I turn to an old adage I learned, where else but on television: Learn By Doing.
So that's what I'm, um, doing.
Need to keep a house habitable? I'll figure that out.
Want to start a vegetable garden from scratch? I'll figure that out.
Got a baby to raise? I'll figure that out too, in a blind panic the whole way.
I have a mostly working brain (mostly used to store Discworld, Red Dwarf, and Star Trek trivia, and also for knowing what an Oxford comma is), and access to the internet. I can figure anything out.
.
How am I a homeowner?
Who in the hell decided to let me be responsible for a tiny human life?
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Which is why I turn to an old adage I learned, where else but on television: Learn By Doing.
So that's what I'm, um, doing.
Need to keep a house habitable? I'll figure that out.
Want to start a vegetable garden from scratch? I'll figure that out.
Got a baby to raise? I'll figure that out too, in a blind panic the whole way.
I have a mostly working brain (mostly used to store Discworld, Red Dwarf, and Star Trek trivia, and also for knowing what an Oxford comma is), and access to the internet. I can figure anything out.
.
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